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DM - You see an elf at a market stall
Is it male, female or both? - Anon
DM - Are you doing anything constructive?
Yes, we order the sweet trolley! - Alan S
DM - There are three other bunks...
Anon 1 - what? Monks?
Anon 2 - what? Monkbeds?
Anon 3 - How do you sleep on a monk?
The PCs are currently in jail and within hearing distance of the guards...
Blanco - I am NOT drinking your piss AGAIN! - Alan S
I haven’t burned anything yet, I haven’t shot anything, I haven’t shot anyone in the party or looted....since yesterday! - Adam C (a ranger!).
Adam C - Do you have any kind of sleepy staff?
Alan - That’s a fancy name for a warhammer.
Adam C - No, something that doesn’t leave marks
Alan - A rubber warhammer?
I’m going to carve spoons out of potatoes - Adam D
Aagghhh! My leg just bit me! - Alan Sh
I’m going to loot the ooze - Adam C
DM - I’m going to regret this, but what is the range of your throwing spoon?
Look, if you want to smite evil, you have to trample on the poor! - Alan S
Can we see a thud as he jumps off the balcony? - Anon
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