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Magz - I scratch an arrow on the wall with my chalk.
DM - Which way is the arrow pointing?
Magz - It’s a circle
I’m going to catch enough rabbits to pull the cart - Sandy
You can attach a piece of elastic to your arrow, and it’ll come back to you! - Magz
Can I get a rubber grappling hook? - Adam D.
Evening comes, despite what you wanted to do... DM
I will take the cart around all the stables and see whether any of the donkeys recognise it - Alan
Why do the people who run away always survive...? - Alan S.
(While fighting some trees)
And the other tree lumbers back - Neil
Alan- What’s the weapon speed of a torch?
DM - 5, the same as a club, except a club is 6.
Alan - So it’s not the same as a club?
DM - Yes!
Kelshara, having left on horseback, returns on foot for a pie and a pint. When she gets strange looks from the rest of the party, she tells them: ‘It wasn’t me, it was her!”
DM - There are three of them attacking.
Magz - So how many are attacking us?
DM - Three
The problem facing the party - How are we going to deal with the intensely evil book?
Magz - We could use chalk to Tipex out the evil bits!
Party to Kelshara - You could put your potatoes in a tree, except the ones in the trousers on your head.
Kelshara - Well no, because the donky would get them!
Linus (a paladin) is writing a threatening note to the Temple of the Crop Goddess. He finishes the note with - “P.S We’ve got your wheat”
Sandy - You’re ransoming wheat?!
Magz - Hey, you could send them an ear in the post!
Can I join the guild of Dancing Gypsies? - Adam C
Creeg fumbles his roll and ‘hits nearest friend’ which is Sandy.
Sandy - If he fumbles again, remember he’s not my friend anymore!
He uses the thief skill ‘Backslap’ - Magz
You get plenty of free beer and food, but not very much - Neil
My beard must collect dew in the morning - you can all suck my beard - Alan S.
Go and pull out your glowing thing! - Adam C
You hear a lard... - Neil
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